BRAIN SCREW MOMENT

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say ‘me’?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Why do we kill people who kill people to show them that killing people is wrong?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered if Chinese mothers use toothpicks?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Soon, everyone shall move like Bernie.

Wisdom of A Nerd

When your calculator runs out of battery, go to the Asian that lies within you.